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6 hours ago with 1 notes Reblog 
sorceressassassin
On the Great I'm The Favorite Race between Billy and Tommy though the ULTIMATE question is....WHO IS THE SCARLET MOM'S FAVORITE!?

I DON’T WANT TO KNOW LAUGHING

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6 hours ago with 4901 notes Reblog / via / source
"I’m so queer, I don’t even exist!"

— Pan/Bi/Asexuals (via raytoroslovehandles)
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7 hours ago with 7 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Just read the nonny with the greatest one sentence fic ever and now all I can think of is Tommy bringing up being Magneto's fave and Billy's like 'but I'm UNCLE PETE'S FAVE TAKE THAT' and it almost immediately dissolves into a superpowered race

asking all other heros who’s their favorite and shoving each other out of the way when they meet new people BECAUSE THEY WILL BE THIS PERSONS FAVORITE TAKE THAT SO MUCH FAVORITISM

LAUGHING FUCK

omg tho

in the end it’s going to end up like

"I’M TEDDY’S FAVORITE AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS"

"GOD DAMN IT BILLY NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOUR SUPER EPIC ROMANCE OKAY GOD

"but i am teddy’s favorite right teddy"

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9 hours ago with 30 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
So I was looking through the old stuff on my computer and I found an unfinished Young Avengers fanfic. And by unfinished I mean one line. "Billy wake up we need to bust gramps out of jail." I am confused and interested but I have no idea where this was going.

im’ fucking laughing but this interests me greatly like

imagine billy wakes up to tommy’s face in his and tommy just deadpans all srs

"we gotta bust gramps out of jail u up for it bro"

and billy’s just like “the x-men want to kill me already why the fuck not” (also teddy is probably like at a sleepover with eli or smh so it’s not like teddy’s going to be the voice of reason here)

ten minutes later tommy’s sped past like fifty armed guards as a distraction while billy magics magneto out of jail and helps him find his helmet and shit and he’s just like

i thought you 2 were grounded

and tommy’s like CAN’T STOP WONT STOP HATERS GONNA HATE YOLO I AM GONE and billy’s like see if i didn’t come with you’d make him the automatic favorite and i’m not gonna take that lying down can i at least get a thank u i mean do u know how disturbing it is to wake up to ur own face like two inches from your own do you

magneto is torn between being charmed and worried

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9 hours ago with 4 notes Reblog 
YEssssss LOLOL

ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY BABY SELF’S SUFFERING SAM ARE YOU LAUGHING BC NO ONE LOVES ME AND I’M A WEE BABY TIM DRAKE WHO GREW UP INTO A VERTICALLY CHALLENGED JASON TODD WITH BOOBS

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9 hours ago with 12 notes Reblog 

Rules:

Rule #1, always post rules
Rule #2, answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones
Rule #3, tag 11 people then link them in the post
Rule #4, tell them you tagged them
Rule #5, tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered the questions

Tagged by Sam u o u

My Questions:

1. Hi! What did you have for breakfast?

I DIDN’T BECAUSE I’M A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE

2. Describe your favorite shirt.

I have too many favorite shirts and they change constantly with my mood. I suppose my current favorite is a tunic-top that’s very large and baggy. It has 3/4 sleeves with lovely lace and little fake jewels in square and teardrop shapes. The collar is rather wide. The color is a sort of warm beige. And it has a stack of books drawn in black on the front, and the spines read “A Book Lover Never Goes to Bed Alone”.

3. What are you studying/want to study/have studied in school/higher education?

When I was originally looking at schools I was planning on entering as a history major while working towards a teaching licence. But when I actually applied I entered as a Fine Arts/Art and Design major. And for the first year and a half I was working towards a Drawing and Illustration concentration for story boarding and concept design. Then I switched over to English and now I’m working to become a paralegal. I might take up law someday in the future, but for now I’m content with English because you don’t need law school to be a paralegal in CA C8

4. Do you drink the recommended amount of water in a day?

No. *guilty shuffle*

5. What is your favorite television show, past or present?

How dare you do this to me Sam there are so many to pick from -

Hannibal.

6. What is your dream vacation?

shOPPING IN JAPAN OR KOREA alternatively exploring castles in Europe.

7. What did you think of the movie Jaws?

NO ONE TELL ELLIE-PIE but i have not actually seen jaws

8. Is there something you are especially looking forward to? What is it?

this is going to sound so dumb bUT OH MY GOLLY GOSH ON THE PARTY MY PARENTS ARE FORCING ME TO HAVE I WAS PROMISED TWO CAKES THAT’S TWO CAKES granted neither cake is the cake i asked for and got promised and i’m not allowed to go and seek out the cake i wanted bUT THAT’S TWO CAKES GUYS TWO THAT’S ONE AND A HALF MORE THAN I ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED

9. Favorite season?

there are no seasons in california but i’m going to say winter because my entire wardrobe is based on not showing as much skin as possible

10. What is your favorite kind of chip (like potato chips)?

*w* BBQ lays. But I don’t eat chips that much anymore orz

11. Tell me about an embarrassing moment that you can now laugh at.

I can’t laugh at any of my embarrassing moments. I just cry at them sam have u met me u should know better by now.

No, I’m sort of kind of mostly not joking.

Um.  Um. Does it count if I don’t remember it happening and my mom is the one who made me aware of it?

When I was A YOUNG GIRL WHO GOT NO SYMPATHY my mom was one of those mall moms who’d strap me into my little infant deathtrap aka a stroller and go window-shopping

and like at macy’s or smh she left me on the other side of one of those circular racks

and apparently, according to her account, I started singing

NOBODY LOVES ME from the lion king in the saddest baby voice ever and tbh that is the most accurate statement baby self it does not improve from there i’m proud of you for calling it as you see it well done

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11 hours ago with 754 notes Reblog / via 

Villains or heroes, we are all somewhere in between.

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11 hours ago with 4 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
we once had falling man in our curriculum and our teacher was like "im so sorry, if i made the curriculums id have never put that there, how about we read the first three chapters and i tell you how it ends?" she wasnt the best teacher but she was so kind :D

snORT

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11 hours ago with 8 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Hey, I just wanted to say I've been reading your new installments for the Asphodel verse. Idk if this is like unwarranted commentary but I just want to say your writing has grown so much. I used to read the Asphodel verse when it first came out and while it was well written and interesting back then, your current writing and characterization is leaps and bounds better. So idk, I just wanted to say I liked your writing back then but I'm kinda in love with it right now.

oH MAN THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD

LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE MY OLD WORKS LIKE WORKS FROM A CERTAIN POINT ONWARDS I FIND ACCEPTABLE BUT EVERYTHING BEFORE THAT I STARE AT IT AND CRINGE AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR PEOPLE WHO READ THEM AND I’M LIKE I’M SORRY I’M SORRY IT’S TERRIBLE I’M SORRY I CAN DO BETTER I PROMISE

SO YEAH WHENEVER I THINK OF MY OLD ASPHODEL VERSE I FEEL SO BAD BC I KNOW THAT I’VE DONE THIS STORY AND CHARACTERS A GRAVE INJUSTICE AND TBH I FEEL THAT FOR A LOT OF MY OLDER VERSES

doppelanger, synesthesia, elves/dragons, mafia, age reversal to name a few off the top of my head

AND I FEEL MUCH MORE CAPABLE AS A WRITER SO TO TAKE ONE AND GO BACK AND REDO IT

it kind of feels like such a daunting challenge

because i know it’s a popular verse, i know that a lot of people read that series and loved it and it inspired so much of you wonderful people out there and i know that i really do

but at the same time i feel like it’s such a poor representation of what i can do and of who these characters are that i feel so guilty

so i’m rewriting it and i do plan on someday going back to a lot of older verses and redoing those as well

but you know there’s that fear that people don’t like the rewrite, that the emotions aren’t there or that it just isn’t good enough compared to the first time around and that makes me so very nervous

so i really want to thank you for saying that anon, even if it’s just one person who thinks that i’m doing better this time around that’s good for me thank you, anon, i’m glad that someone out there feels the same way i do

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11 hours ago with 2 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Arguably the worst thing about the whole Mein Kampf experience was that my teacher thought that was pretty charismatic writing with logical structure and everything. That same teacher thought Freud was the bees knees. A year spent in agony and violently arguing for the complexity of situations and circumstances of people in front of my class all to be belittled and smiled upon as a bleeding heart liberal. I am now going to throw something against a wall.

uGH i’m sorry i’m so sorry

like i understand reading it as like - history and stuff but then to just like ignore its flaws is just no that’s not what reading and literature is about guys no

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11 hours ago with 3 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Why do Lit teachers pick the most boring and uninteresting (or highly frustrating) books/writings/whatever to do assignments on? I mean, no. No I don't want to read this. I can name literally ten better novels from this same time period off the top of my head. Pick one of those. I mean, there are exceptions, but sTILL.

siGH IDK MAN but at least my professor makes it interesting like he acknowledges it’s boring shit but HEY GUYS AFTER WE TRUDGE THRU THIS WE CAN GET TO EXCITING STUFF ALSO THESE WHACKY PURITANS ARE THE BASIS FOR A LOT OF THINGS GUYS

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12 hours ago with 4 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
I still shudder when I remember that time in highschool when we had to read Mein Kampf. Like no Hitler, you are not a great writer, no you are contradicting yourself, that doesn't even make sense. And he just keeps on writing about the exact same thing for like 10 pages. There was definitely a reason no university wanted that guy.

n o

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12 hours ago with 4 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
You don't know true American Lit pain until you have to do a four page analysis of Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. And Anne Bradstreet was a beautiful human being.

FUCK SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD FUCK IT I JUST READ IT LIKE TWO HOURS AGO MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO FALL OUT OF MY HEAD AND NOW I’M WRITING A PAPER ON POE AND I LOVE ANNE BRADSTREET SHE IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR

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13 hours ago with 3 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
I suffered so much in AmLit, I just wanted some decent stuff but half the time it was puritan stuff and not once something indigenous or feminist or pro lgbt, a few things on racism against african americans and thats it...):

yeah it’s like no why do you do this to me

Bradstreet was hella rad tho

but a lot of the time it’s like AND GOD WAS ANGRY AND YOU ARE AN ANT DO NOT QUESTION GOD and i’m like omg ok calm down

or it’s like

really terrible spelling like i dont kNOW WHAT UR TRYING TO SAY ANYMORE WHY

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15 hours ago with 7988 notes Reblog / via / source

tobiios:

Some Karasuno Characters + Tumblr

credits: x, x, x; inspired by: x

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