There are bats in my belfry!

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My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

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daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
icarus: im gonna fuck the sun
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Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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Hannibal 30 Days Challenge

Day 18 - A favorite female character: Margot Verger

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あの〜、もしリクエスト受け入れてたら、ジェイソンとティムが仲良くしてるとこ描いてもらってもいいでしょうか…:(*´////`*): (〃艸〃)



遅くなりました~!ザッと絵で申し訳ないです>< ティムの髪の毛にワックスつけてあげるジェイソンです

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when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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Sure Haru…



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Greece in the age of heroes. Patroclus, an awkward young prince, has been exiled to the court of King Peleus and his perfect son Achilles. Despite their differences, Achilles befriends the shamed prince, and as they grow into young men skilled in the arts of war and medicine, their bond blossoms into something deeper - despite the displeasure of Achilles’s mother Thetis, a cruel sea goddess. But when word comes that Helen of Sparta has been kidnapped, Achilles must go to war in distant Troy and fulfill his destiny. Torn between love and fear for his friend, Patroclus goes with him, little knowing that the years that follow will test everything they hold dear.

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Frost-formed, Flame-Forged [32/32]

Title: Frost-formed, Flame-Forged [Epilogue]
Pairing: Ra’s/Tim
Rating: PG13 
Tim does not know if this, what he feels now, is what they mean by love.

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true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini
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An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time…

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Lord Byron, “To the Countess of Blessington”

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"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

—How I’m going to propose  (via keepmywhiskeyneat)
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