I DON’T WANT TO KNOW LAUGHING
asking all other heros who’s their favorite and shoving each other out of the way when they meet new people BECAUSE THEY WILL BE THIS PERSONS FAVORITE TAKE THAT SO MUCH FAVORITISM
in the end it’s going to end up like
"I’M TEDDY’S FAVORITE AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS"
"GOD DAMN IT BILLY NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOUR SUPER EPIC ROMANCE OKAY GOD”
"but i am teddy’s favorite right teddy"
im’ fucking laughing but this interests me greatly like
imagine billy wakes up to tommy’s face in his and tommy just deadpans all srs
"we gotta bust gramps out of jail u up for it bro"
and billy’s just like “the x-men want to kill me already why the fuck not” (also teddy is probably like at a sleepover with eli or smh so it’s not like teddy’s going to be the voice of reason here)
ten minutes later tommy’s sped past like fifty armed guards as a distraction while billy magics magneto out of jail and helps him find his helmet and shit and he’s just like
i thought you 2 were grounded
and tommy’s like CAN’T STOP WONT STOP HATERS GONNA HATE YOLO I AM GONE and billy’s like see if i didn’t come with you’d make him the automatic favorite and i’m not gonna take that lying down can i at least get a thank u i mean do u know how disturbing it is to wake up to ur own face like two inches from your own do you
magneto is torn between being charmed and worried
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY BABY SELF’S SUFFERING SAM ARE YOU LAUGHING BC NO ONE LOVES ME AND I’M A WEE BABY TIM DRAKE WHO GREW UP INTO A VERTICALLY CHALLENGED JASON TODD WITH BOOBS
Rule #1, always post rules
Rule #2, answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones
Rule #3, tag 11 people then link them in the post Rule #4, tell them you tagged them Rule #5, tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered the questions
Tagged by Sam u o u
1. Hi! What did you have for breakfast?
I DIDN’T BECAUSE I’M A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE
2. Describe your favorite shirt.
I have too many favorite shirts and they change constantly with my mood. I suppose my current favorite is a tunic-top that’s very large and baggy. It has 3/4 sleeves with lovely lace and little fake jewels in square and teardrop shapes. The collar is rather wide. The color is a sort of warm beige. And it has a stack of books drawn in black on the front, and the spines read “A Book Lover Never Goes to Bed Alone”.
3. What are you studying/want to study/have studied in school/higher education?
When I was originally looking at schools I was planning on entering as a history major while working towards a teaching licence. But when I actually applied I entered as a Fine Arts/Art and Design major. And for the first year and a half I was working towards a Drawing and Illustration concentration for story boarding and concept design. Then I switched over to English and now I’m working to become a paralegal. I might take up law someday in the future, but for now I’m content with English because you don’t need law school to be a paralegal in CA C8
4. Do you drink the recommended amount of water in a day?
No. *guilty shuffle*
5. What is your favorite television show, past or present?
How dare you do this to me Sam there are so many to pick from -
6. What is your dream vacation?
shOPPING IN JAPAN OR KOREA alternatively exploring castles in Europe.
7. What did you think of the movie Jaws?
NO ONE TELL ELLIE-PIE but i have not actually seen jaws
8. Is there something you are especially looking forward to? What is it?
this is going to sound so dumb bUT OH MY GOLLY GOSH ON THE PARTY MY PARENTS ARE FORCING ME TO HAVE I WAS PROMISED TWO CAKES THAT’S TWO CAKES granted neither cake is the cake i asked for and got promised and i’m not allowed to go and seek out the cake i wanted bUT THAT’S TWO CAKES GUYS TWO THAT’S ONE AND A HALF MORE THAN I ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED
9. Favorite season?
there are no seasons in california but i’m going to say winter because my entire wardrobe is based on not showing as much skin as possible
10. What is your favorite kind of chip (like potato chips)?
*w* BBQ lays. But I don’t eat chips that much anymore orz
11. Tell me about an embarrassing moment that you can now laugh at.
I can’t laugh at any of my embarrassing moments. I just cry at them sam have u met me u should know better by now.
No, I’m sort of kind of mostly not joking.
Um. Um. Does it count if I don’t remember it happening and my mom is the one who made me aware of it?
When I was A YOUNG GIRL WHO GOT NO SYMPATHY my mom was one of those mall moms who’d strap me into my little infant deathtrap aka a stroller and go window-shopping
and like at macy’s or smh she left me on the other side of one of those circular racks
and apparently, according to her account, I started singing
NOBODY LOVES ME from the lion king in the saddest baby voice ever and tbh that is the most accurate statement baby self it does not improve from there i’m proud of you for calling it as you see it well done
Villains or heroes, we are all somewhere in between.
oH MAN THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD
LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE MY OLD WORKS LIKE WORKS FROM A CERTAIN POINT ONWARDS I FIND ACCEPTABLE BUT EVERYTHING BEFORE THAT I STARE AT IT AND CRINGE AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR PEOPLE WHO READ THEM AND I’M LIKE I’M SORRY I’M SORRY IT’S TERRIBLE I’M SORRY I CAN DO BETTER I PROMISE
SO YEAH WHENEVER I THINK OF MY OLD ASPHODEL VERSE I FEEL SO BAD BC I KNOW THAT I’VE DONE THIS STORY AND CHARACTERS A GRAVE INJUSTICE AND TBH I FEEL THAT FOR A LOT OF MY OLDER VERSES
doppelanger, synesthesia, elves/dragons, mafia, age reversal to name a few off the top of my head
AND I FEEL MUCH MORE CAPABLE AS A WRITER SO TO TAKE ONE AND GO BACK AND REDO IT
it kind of feels like such a daunting challenge
because i know it’s a popular verse, i know that a lot of people read that series and loved it and it inspired so much of you wonderful people out there and i know that i really do
but at the same time i feel like it’s such a poor representation of what i can do and of who these characters are that i feel so guilty
so i’m rewriting it and i do plan on someday going back to a lot of older verses and redoing those as well
but you know there’s that fear that people don’t like the rewrite, that the emotions aren’t there or that it just isn’t good enough compared to the first time around and that makes me so very nervous
so i really want to thank you for saying that anon, even if it’s just one person who thinks that i’m doing better this time around that’s good for me thank you, anon, i’m glad that someone out there feels the same way i do
uGH i’m sorry i’m so sorry
like i understand reading it as like - history and stuff but then to just like ignore its flaws is just no that’s not what reading and literature is about guys no
siGH IDK MAN but at least my professor makes it interesting like he acknowledges it’s boring shit but HEY GUYS AFTER WE TRUDGE THRU THIS WE CAN GET TO EXCITING STUFF ALSO THESE WHACKY PURITANS ARE THE BASIS FOR A LOT OF THINGS GUYS
FUCK SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD FUCK IT I JUST READ IT LIKE TWO HOURS AGO MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO FALL OUT OF MY HEAD AND NOW I’M WRITING A PAPER ON POE AND I LOVE ANNE BRADSTREET SHE IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR
yeah it’s like no why do you do this to me
Bradstreet was hella rad tho
but a lot of the time it’s like AND GOD WAS ANGRY AND YOU ARE AN ANT DO NOT QUESTION GOD and i’m like omg ok calm down
or it’s like
really terrible spelling like i dont kNOW WHAT UR TRYING TO SAY ANYMORE WHY