reverse hades/persephone, where the young daughter of summer uses plant magic to ensnare the lord of darkness and keep him prisoner in a beautiful garden above ground. Eventually, enchanted by her cleverness and wild youth he agrees to eat six pomegranate seeds and stay with her for half of every year.
# ID READ THE FUCK OUT OF THAT # HE TRIES BEING ALL IMPOSINGLY MIGHTY AND WRATHFUL WHILE PERSPHONE JUST GOES ON WATERING THE FLOWERS OUTSIDE HIS CAGE # HE PETITIONS TO AT LEAST GET SOME DEATHBELL AND NIGHTSHADE AND ASPHODEL GROWING IN THERE BUT IT’S ALL LOTUSES AND SUNFLOWERS AND APPLES # AND LIKE CORN EVERYWHERE HE FUCKING HATES CORN # THEY COMPROMISE ON POMEGRANATES (x)
It’d be even funnier if the other gods show up all “Persephone, hey, you got the lord of death in there so no one’s dying anymore and the world is getting too full—” “Not my problem”
Yes, I like this. I like this a lot.
Title: Snow Morning
Dedication: To my precious bubble butt, who’s always so helpful and there to listen to me complain like a wimp.
Snippet: Tim gives Jason enough time to frown before shoving a handful of snow in his face.
17 MORE DAYS!
(My neighbor has a great dane and omg he’s the biggest sweetheart to match his size…)
there was a manga i read a long time ago that i thought was quite charming
it was about a couple - i can’t remember if it was a man and a woman, or a man and a man - living together and raising a child? and it was a manga about that couple and the child growing up and the child’s own romance and stuff and it was very charming i just can’t remember it and that makes me sads
Snippet: In hindsight, Bruce really should have known.
On Patrol by Ian Navarro
OK, this one’s fantastic.