UM WHAT IS THERE TO SAY EXCEPT YES PLEASE
I would rule 63 ALL OF THEM that means broose gets turned into Bea or something. It’d be amazing as fuck. Instead of Ra’s being the Demon’s head – I’d change it to his wife, either Sora or Melisande.
Plot resumes as normal, except I think the bat would be a lot more secretive? Because, let’s face it, if people know they’re ladies the press is just going to give them a lot of shit for it. I mean, stuff like what do their parents think about it or “decency” or some sort of flack for needing a man in their lives and then you can bet the press would start betting on who they’re “with” or something. Anyway, they’re a lot more secretive.
Events continue as normal – with the rape of Nightwing being taken care of with a lot more concern, and RR’s almost rape being handled with a lot more retribution and damage control.
You know I think I did plot something out like this before
NO I DID
I DID THIS FOR AN AU MEME A WHILE BACK I KNOW I DID I JUST CAN’T FIND THEM ANYMORE
anyway I just basically see them as being like super duper ridiculously comfortable with each other like
I mean, Jay/Jayleen isn’t like stacked or anything but she has boobs and slight curves and she’s just got this amazing physique that Tim/Tina/Anthea/whatever you call her really admires and like – she’s super duper self conscious of her own body but then Jay is just like I LOVE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT YOU DON’T THINK YOU’RE PRETTY BECAUSE YOU ARE OKAY YOU’RE REALLY RIDICULOUSLY PRETTY AND IT’S NOT FAIR THAT YOUR SKIN IS SO CLEAR I’M LIKE TWENTY FIVE AND I’VE STILL GOT ACNE SPOTS OKAY SO SHUT UP
and Anthea is just like PEOPLE THINK I’M TEN YEARS OLD JAYLEEN THERE’S NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF HERE OKAY
but then Jayleen just cuddles up real close and is like but you’re so cute ilu replacement let me just squish your face
and anthea is like omg jayleen WE ARE ON PATROL CAN THIS WAIT FJKADL;FJALK
and Anthea has the most horrible cramps and PMS ever, like – ONCE A MONTH SHE TURNS INTO THE MOST ANGRY MONSTER EVER if she was a super villain she would have the world cowering alright and Jayleen is like everyone shut up my girlfriend is in pain HELP HER I GOTTA MAKE HER FEEL BETTER BBY
and Anthea is so jealous that Jayleen gets no cramps or bloating or anything just cravings that can be managed and just UGH JAYLEEN WHY YOU SO PERFECT she literally goes into rants where she’s just like FUCK YOUR PERFECT EVERYTHING JAYLEEN JUST GET OUT OF MY FACE I CAN’T STAND LOOKING AT HOW PERFECT YOU ARE
and jayleen is like I’M SORRY? BUT I LOVE YOU? AND THIS IS ODDLY CUTE? OKAY I’M JUST GOING TO SULK IN THIS CORNER NOW ILU