A Four Letter Word for - What?!?

Title: A Four Letter Word for – What?!?
Pairing: Bruce/Tim
Rating: PG13
A/N: Bless u, ate ali, for explaining this to me. Buahahaha.
Snippet: “You have achieved,” Dick says, sounding like he’s a little bit in shock, “What all of Gotham wanted. Oh my god, Tim. You are the one. You did it.”

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Save Me From My Kids

Verse: Save Me From My Kids (new verse yay lol)
Pairing: Gen.
A/N: A supernatural version of Parenting for Dummies. Haha. *throws fic at you* have some shenanigans featuring exasperated!Bruce and his kids.
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“I’m going crazy.” Bruce mutters, “Is it time for them to go to college yet?”

“There’s always boarding school, sir.” Alfred replies, handing Bruce some aspirin. “And heavy liquor.”

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Sitting

Title: Sitting
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PG
A/N: Ate Ali said I could write a fic about Tim sitting. So I wrote a fic about Tim sitting down for an entire day. lol.
Snippet: “I sleep fine. And Dick is such a tattle. You really shouldn’t believe him.” Tim flaps the sleeve of Jason’s jacket at Bruce, “Half the things he says are lies. Or hyperboles. Gosh, darn, those hyperboles.”

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Untitled Verse Drabbles

Verse: Untitled? I dunno what to call it?
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PG
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Bruce isn’t quite sure how he got in this position. The look Alfred gives him says the same. This position, being -

Adoptive father of four, biological father of one, very rambunctious, energetic children with very unique needs.

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Zombie Invasions are Boring, Let’s Play Video Games Instead

Title: Zombie Invasions are Boring, Let’s Play Video Games Instead
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PG

jessiecoupe said: ahhh gen batfam during a zombie apocolypse, but like…funny. not tragic.

Snippet: “On the bright side,” Dick says as he shimmies down the building, “You didn’t raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers.”

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Lone Wolf Pack

Title: Lone Wolf Pack
Pairing: Jack/Janet (Tim centric?)
Rating: PG
A/N: Still powering through writer’s block, so this is a little disjointed. Sorry, I’m not sorry.
Snippet: Tim is the pup of their pack, he always is and always will be. Never mind that he was born into it – because he wasn’t. Not really. Tim wasn’t meant to be pack, wasn’t born to the cycles of the moon.

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Birds in a Grave

Title: Birds in a Grave
Pairing: None.
Rating: Hearts
Note: This is the scene/ficlet I originally had in mind when writing the lines – Five little Robins in a grave, which one will you save?
Snippet: Play the game, and one of you lives. Don’t and you all die, slowly. Isn’t that funny? :D

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Flame Test

Title: Flame Test
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating: PG
Dedicated: First of five alternate universe fics dedicated to Ren. This is fic number one, the coffee shop AU.
Snippet: “Uh, no. Fairly sure it’s mine. Besides – should you even be drinking coffee, short stack?”

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