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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A/N: This is dedicated to Zerachin. She prompted this months when I asked on her Birthday what she’d like to see. She asked about Teddy meeting with Billy’s family in FFAU. This has been gestating since March, growing in unexpected ways. Thanksgiving was too great a setting to pass up. Expect lots of WAFF. BTW~ Mishpocha is Yiddish for family. Hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving with your own!
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Mishpocha
Part II
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“So then Eli says to him,” Teddy leaned close to his boyfriend to be heard over the din of the train’s screeching brakes, “‘I bet you—’ Hey, where you goin’?”
*squealing noises*
A/N: This is dedicated to Zerachin. She prompted this months ago when I asked on her Birthday what she’d like to see. She asked about Teddy meeting with Billy’s family in FFAU. This has been gestating since March, growing in unexpected ways. My pre-existing headcanons came up short, and I found myself having to consider and develop new things in order to accomplish this prompt. I am really thankful for that, but I’m also really ashamed that it took me so long to get this written. In spite of such an atrocious delay, Zera~♥ I hope you can still enjoy this. Please forgive this wretch her tardiness.
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Mishpocha
Part I
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The phone rang.
Again.

MISS MINU I LOVE THEM THEY’RE SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO SMISH THEIR FACES AND COO AT THEM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MISS MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
secretinternetbox asked you:ASK FOR BILLYTEDDY PROMPTS & YE SHALL RECEIVE. Maybe Tommy gets his butt in gear & does a brotherly threaten of Teddy & Teddy is all “I’ve been around longer than you”
ELLIE YOU ARE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING.
/FACETOUCH
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Pairing: Billy/Teddy
Verse: Young Avengers
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Teddy gets the protective family thing. He does. But Teddy was here first.

A/N: Heart gave all her followers a prompt: Watch
This was what it inspired me to write~♥ x33
Set pre-series, while the boys are still training and getting to know each other.
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~The Art of Watching~
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“You want a towel to wipe away that drool?”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
THEY ARE SUCH CUTE BABIES.
<3333333333 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. <333333333333
XDDDDDDDDDdd Thank you Miss Minu <333
Teddy you are so adorkable omg just ask him out you dork-face aaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your cute is going to make me melt into a pile of goopy feelsssssss.
O__O *shakes* I’ve never written them before. ;A; I’m sorry if I mess up ;v; *waits for the entire YA fandom to attack*
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“Oh my god. Oh my god. I knew it.”
Tim freezes and shoves Jason, hard. Oh god they were seen kissing and he always knew it was a bad idea to kiss in uniform the papers are going to have a field day-
“Bee, not now!”
Tim covers his mouth and turns away from his stunned partner towards the sound of the-
“Oh. Oh my god.”
His knees go wobbly. Well. They were already wobbly from kissing. They go even more wobbly.
He can sort of feel Jason holding him up. But for the most part.
“Oh my god.”
The red-cloaked witch on the other side of the rooftop is repeating the very same mantra, the green-skinned teen next to him is also propping the witch up.
“Oh my god.”
“Oh my god”
“Oh my god.”
“If you two could get over your oh my god-ing.” Jason starts.
“I think it’d be a good idea if we- uh. Introduced each other.” The green skinned blonde finishes.
Tim jabs Jason with his elbow.
“How could you not go oh my god? It’s Wiccan and Hulking-“
“Tee, are you insane? How could I not go oh my god? It’s Red Robin and Red Hood and I always knew they were an item. Tommy owes me twenty.”
“Tommy? As in Speed?” Tim whispers. And Wiccan, it’s Wiccan, blinks back. The two slowly edge towards each other. Walking in a slow circle, examining the other.
“Yeah. My brother. He thinks you and Superboy have a thing-“
“Oh, ew. No. He’s like my brother.”
“That’s exactly what I told him! But he wouldn’t listen to me, he said you two had ‘eye-sex’ or something-“
“What?!?”
“I know! Anyway. Hi. I’m-“
“Wiccan, I know. Um. This is going to sound very strange, but. Um. I’m a really big fan of yours. I cosplayed you a few times and-“
“Oh my god, get out! I cosplayed you a few times, I’m your biggest fan and-“
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Jason stares. Because, holy fuck Hulking.
Teddy stares back. Because, holy crap Red Hood.
“So.”
“Yeah.”
“I’m Jason.”
“Yeah Um. I know. I’m-“
“Teddy?”
“Yeah.”
“Well. Teddy. Uh. It looks like the portal that dropped you here just opened up again.”
Teddy nods.
Jason shifts.
“I guess…we should get going. But. Well. I don’t think Bee really cares at this moment-“
“Yeah, and I don’t think Tim’s going to be stopping anytime soon, so-“
“I guess we’re in your care? Uh Mr. Red Hood. Sir.”
“Call me Jason.” Jason holds out his hand and Teddy takes it. “Welcome to Gotham.”
A/N: A House of M AU …
This Game We Play
Act I ~ The Opening
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Previous Parts …
:~:A Silician Defense:~:The Sacrificial Pawn:~:Giuoco Piano:~:
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Part IV
Benoni . . .
MISS MINU.
MISS MINU.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
NOOOOOOOO.
Fluffy Ficlets! Part Two.
Some of my favourite lovelies had less then wonderful days yesterday. I hope these make things a bit better for them. So This batch of Fluffy Ficlets is for a Few people whom I adore.
Ficlets Include: Tim/Jason, Steph/Jason, Billy/Teddy, Jason/Dick
<333333333333333333333
SO cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Literally fluffy <3
Thank youuuuuuuuuuu *hugs fic*
Gosh Jason.
And. <33333333333333
Luke’s Expectations:
Luke’s Reality:
For comicsare4women2, because she’s super kind and she likes almost everything I do (yes, I noticed you LOL). And then she comes at me with this extremely clever idea and there was no way in hell I could refuse this sdfghjkl;
They take about 7 hours out of my day, that’s what they do.
A/N: For Miss Julie~♥
A long time ago, she inspired this fic, and expressed a desire for a happy ending
Here you go mi cielo~♥
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‘Till Death Do Us Part
An Epilogue for:
A Fate Worse Than Death ~ This must be read beforehand in order for this epilogue to make any sense.
30 Quills: #25~ Times changes everything …
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Uhm, Yea, Feel free to ignore!
Not done yet obviously. Very unhappy with the charles and erik one, and I’m planning oneee more.
For heartslogoooos~
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<3 *love*
“So, who are we beating up?”
“No-one, I promised I wouldn’t” *sigh*
“I didn’t”
And now I have my prequel for this and this.
WARNING: mentions of bullying and injured characters
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“Sticks and Stones Are Better Than Fists and Feet”
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The cuts and bruises on Billy’s face weren’t healed yet by the time Eli got there. And the witch was passed out on his boyfriend, clearly too exhausted to even cast a healing charm.
Eli’s blood was boiling.
Billy had mentioned he was bullied to Teddy. And Teddy naturally told Eli since this wasn’t the sort of thing he could vent to Billy about without getting him upset or distressed. Eli had taken the news… not as badly as Teddy had, for obvious reasons.
But Billy was also his teammate… his friend. A friend who clearly had no trouble standing up to bullies unless it meant defending himself. And if Eli hated anything more than injustice, it was bullies.
“So who are we beating up?” he asks after a time, eyes still lingering on Billy’s black eye and swollen lip.
“No one,” Teddy sighed heavily, still frowning and holding Billy protectively against him, obviously pissed and frustrated. “I promised I wouldn’t.”
Eli let his eyes move back to Teddy, voice cold and serious. “I didn’t.”
Teddy finally looked away from his slumbering boyfriend, watching Eli carefully. “You know Billy would get angry at you for interfering as well… He hates seeing people he loves get hurt.”
“Well tough, because so do I,” said Eli sharply, standing up and pacing in aggravation, careful to keep his void level lest Billy startled awake.. “And it’s not fair that we can’t go out and protect him the way he would protect us because he’s afraid we’ll get hurt. I’m sorry, but that’s bullshit. He may be a witch, but in a physical fight without his magic? He’s done and over. You and I?”
Eli stopped walking and stared meaningfully at Teddy. “We can take a hell of a lot more than he gives us credit for.”
“While I really admire your loyalty, stupid and bullheaded it may be,” Kate’s voice cut in, causing the other two to glance up in alarm as the archer leaned against the wall near the entrance, arms folding and face set in a determined glare. “I think we should respect Billy’s request and stay out of it.”
In an instant Eli’s composure broke. “You can’t be serious!”
“I am and shut up before he hears you,” Kate snarled nodding her head towards Billy as he shifted in his sleep, expression pained. Teddy instinctively pulled him closer.
“You don’t seriously expect us to just keep letting this happen?” Eli growled under his breath, looking as though he wanted to punch a hole in the Kaplan’s family photo hanging neatly in the living room. “This has been going on for years, Kate. Long before any of us knew him. And even after Billy almost killed a guy… Even after knowing what he can do, they’re still attacking him.”
“So you think, what, going in and bashing a few nimrods’ heads in is going to change anything?” Kate fired back. “You think it’s going to make Billy feel any better?”
“It’d sure as hell make me feel better,” Teddy muttered darkly from the couch, hand stroking up and down Billy’s back in soothing circles who the other balled into a fist.
“You made a promise to Billy that you won’t get involved,” Kate replied pointedly, hands on her hip as she met Eli’s glower face on. “And now you’re going to promise me the same. Or so help me, Eli Bradley, I will make you stay put… Even if it means knocking you out and locking you up.”
Eli took in a long shuddering breath trying not to loose his temper again, but Kate’s face never wavered, her resolve iron clad and staring him down until he relented with an angry. “Fine… If he comes home with more scars, though, it’s on you.”
“We’ll find a way to help him,” Kate assured, eyes softening and hand laying on his shoulder. “We’ll all find a way to help him. Cause that’s what we do. We protect each other… But we’re going to try it another way first.”
“And if that doesn’t work?” Teddy murmured, looking more worn down than angry now. Eli looked at Kate with expectancy.
“Well,” Kate said gravely, a frosty look in the blue of her eyes. “Then God help them if we ever catch them doing this again.”
The silence in the room was so heavy that Eli almost missed the faint movement of white and grey passing up the stairs.
He took some sick comfort in the knowledge that while he and Ted were bound to sit back and lay low, others on their team made no such pledge.
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Tommy’s backpack dropped to the floor of his and Billy’s bedroom, echoing oddly in the space around him. He sat down and listened to the others talk quietly among themselves downstairs.
Kate said they were going to try it Billy’s way. Good for them.
Tommy stared into the mirror and saw Billy reflected back at him. Split lip, bandaged cheek, black eye and all. Like someone had taken his skull and slammed it into the pavement.
He shut his eyes and opened them again. His own face grinned unsettling, and sinister back at him.
Let them do it Kaplan’s way.
He was doing it his.
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Proof that I can’t write at ungodly hours of the morning. Bed time »;;;
Proof of how amazing you are. Best way to start a morning <3