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Save Me From My Kids drabbles
Verse: Save Me From My Kids
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG
Snippet: “Shut up, Dick.” Jason coaxes Tim forward. “Come on, Timmers. You like me best, right? I bring you fresh kill.”
Save Me From My Kids
Verse: Save Me From My Kids (new verse yay lol)
Pairing: Gen.
A/N: A supernatural version of Parenting for Dummies. Haha. *throws fic at you* have some shenanigans featuring exasperated!Bruce and his kids.
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“I’m going crazy.” Bruce mutters, “Is it time for them to go to college yet?”
“There’s always boarding school, sir.” Alfred replies, handing Bruce some aspirin. “And heavy liquor.”
Parenting for Dummies
Verse: Parenting for Dummies
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PG13
Sitting
Title: Sitting
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PG
A/N: Ate Ali said I could write a fic about Tim sitting. So I wrote a fic about Tim sitting down for an entire day. lol.
Snippet: “I sleep fine. And Dick is such a tattle. You really shouldn’t believe him.” Tim flaps the sleeve of Jason’s jacket at Bruce, “Half the things he says are lies. Or hyperboles. Gosh, darn, those hyperboles.”
The Not-Adventures of Mr. Bean
Title: The Not-Adventures of Mr. Bean
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating: PG
A/N: Ate Ali wanted pet sitting uvu
Snippet: This is Tim’s life. Talking to a cat. Albeit, a very expressive cat. Jason’s cat. Because if it’s Jason’s, then it’s automatically a cut above the rest and slightly abnormal.
Mishaps in Matrimony drabbles
Verse: Mishaps in Matrimony
Pairing: Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian, haha
Rating: PG13
Flock of Angry Birds
Title: Flock of Angry Birds
Verse: Angry Birds
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating: PG13
A/N: Dedicated to Ren uvu
Snippet: The line is nothing but Dick breathing before there’s a low growl, “Run, Harper. Run.”
Lovebirds
Title: Lovebirds
Verse: Angry Birds
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating: PG13
A/N: Takes place after The Mating Rituals of Birds and during Bird Show. As always, dedicated to Ren!
Snippet: “You bought me flowers.” Tim stares at said flowers in slight shock, warily accepts them. “You don’t buy me flowers.”
Plus One Event
Verse; Plus One Event
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating: PG
Bad Boy Bait
Title: Bad Boy Bait
Verse: Spawn
Pairing: None.
Rating: PG
Snippet: “You sit your ass down and don’t do anything, spawn.” Uncle narrows his eyes. “And for the love of everything, stop antagonizing Batman’s rogues gallery.”
Baby Boys
Title: Baby Boys
Pairing: Roy/Tim (baby love ahah)
Rating: PG
Snippet: “Tim made a friend.” Jason blurts out, eyes wide – the three are smiling so hard that it looks like their faces will split in half. “Like – it was so, so, cute, pops! They were holding hands an’ everything!”
In Which We’re a Daytime Soap Opera
Title: In Which We’re a Daytime Soap Opera
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating: PG13
A/N: Companion fic to We’re Either a Murder Expose or a Rom-Com
Snippet: “What do you mean what’s the problem? The problem is he’s hot. I want – oh my god, Roy. I want to lick him. Is that weird? I want to lick him. I think he’d taste like high definition movies, Aaron Tveit, Dylan O’Brien, and nineteenth century romance novels. Is that weird?” Jason is literally five seconds from bursting out of his skin with sheer what the fuck, why is he so hot, I have so many feelings.
Lit!verse: understatement drabbles
Verse: lit!verse: understatement
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating: PG13
We’re Either a Murder Expose or a Rom-Com
Title: We’re Either a Murder Expose or a Rom-Com
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating: PG13
Snippet: “Besides. You sigh dreamily, Tim. Dreamily isn’t even an adverb you’re supposed to use outside of fanfiction and really, really cheesy romance novels. But you sigh dreamily.” Jaime adds on, shoving a fork in Tim’s mouth before he can defend himself properly. “Tim, you aren’t a disney princess. We went through this. No matter how hard you try you will never be able to find a deserted cottage in the woods to live out your life in solitude. There’d be no wi-fi and you’d go crazy within the day.”
Jumping off the Edge of the World
Title: Jumping off the Edge of the World
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating: Hearts
Snippet: “What would you do to save Robin?”
